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Mordeth
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posted 23 November 2005 04:51 PM      $post_id   Email Mordeth   Send New Private Message    Reply With Quote 
Ok so I have this grand conspiracy theory that I have been working on for a while. I am pretty sure that Myspace Starbucks and WalMart have made a pact for world domination. The first step is to open WalMarts and Starbucks' everywhere which, if you haven't noticed lately, is mostly likely almost completely done. Next Myspace is going to get everyone addicted to it so they have no free will of their own, this step is also fairly far along. Finally as people go to Starbucks for their caffeine fix due to the lack of sleep caused by Myspacing all night. Starbucks is then going to drug everyones drink and convince them to go to WalMart (there will most likely be one next door.) Then while the masses are drugged and stumbling around WalMart the employees will randomly kidnap them and have them brainwashed to do the bidding of the evil corporations.


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Drizzt Do'Urden
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posted 24 November 2005 06:37 PM      $post_id   Author's Homepage   Send New Private Message    Reply With Quote 
Problem with your theory:

Where I live there are no WalMarts, no Starbucks, and I've never even heard of Myspace.

This wonderful place is called Australia :P

Although, for merely US domination, I'm sure your theory has merit.


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Mordeth
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posted 24 November 2005 10:22 PM      $post_id   Email Mordeth   Send New Private Message    Reply With Quote 
I see, you raise a good point... well it is a very real fear here in america, and when they are done with us they will come for you . Actually the only true evil among the three is Walmart, the others are pretty cool. Myspace is just this stupid website where you create a personal page to keep in touch with friends. It has web forums, games, and chat rooms. It allows you to message other people who have myspace and keep a blog. That is just a small part of all the stuff it has. It's pretty fun to tell the truth. The url is http://www.myspace.com/ You should check it out, you might become addicted yourself.


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